Daily Muse

gamingurumi:

Me: *starts project*

*0.2 seconds later*

Me: *takes picture* Wow I am so proud of myself look how good I’m doing. 

*project is never heard from again*

ittybittywiddlekitty:

bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups
Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate
The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.
Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake
Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets
Chocolate Pancake Cake
The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.
Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

I just cried with relief at seeing there are recipes attached to this post

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

“There, there.
Lad, it’s alright, Jimbo.
It’s alright.”

candiedmoon:

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

so beautiful.

candiedmoon:

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

so beautiful.

tavrosnitramswheelscare:

why did the MTF person arrive late for their spanish test

because they had to TRANS LATE

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
Tyler Kent White (via allwereallyneedisweed)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.